I haven't got a scooby doo.

British radio is hilarious. There is so much to learn.

For instance, apparently the people from Essex have a bit of the same reputation as Americans from New Jersey (must be an east coast thing). As in, a bit thick. We were treated to two celebrity stars having a debate over whether or not reindeer antlers were made out of wood.

British slang: Plank. Means an idiot.

Forgive me for not writing more, it's 1 am and we just finished watching Love Actually (hearing british accents surrounded by british people...gah!). Apparently Hugh Grant has a very "posh" accent.

I am cultivating a posh accent. So far, decent reviews, although I lapse into pure american when I'm not exclaiming in french over how I've burnt the potatoes.

Best line ever: "I haven't got a scooby doo."

I haven't a clue.